These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
