It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I love having hate sex.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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