Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I came so hard my ears popped.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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