Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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