do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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