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(405): View more from Oklahoma

He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"

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(613): View more from Ontario

oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt

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(518): View more from New York

Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.

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(269): View more from Michigan

I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.

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(212): View more from New York

There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!

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(301): View more from Maryland

she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high

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