do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
