glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
