i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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