It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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