She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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