Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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