arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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