So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I am naked and annoyed.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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