I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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