Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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