Porn is love you can see.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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