So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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