She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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