She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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