i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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