It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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