she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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