sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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