Nicole vs. Life
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
