Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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