I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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