the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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