i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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