Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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