Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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