Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
