I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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