Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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