i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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