Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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