oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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