some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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