We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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