her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
