direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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