C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Houston, we have a blender
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
