no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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