Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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