When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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