Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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