Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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