doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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