she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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