this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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